Ert and Bernie Secret Beef

Ert (left) and Bernie (right)

Ert Landers and Bernie Caldwell are two criminals that Captain Man and Kid Danger fight in Secret Beef.

Ert is portrayed by Stephen Bralver and Bernie is portrayed by Justin Gant.


They had robbed a jewelry store about two weeks prior to the events of Secret Beef. They had dined at Montego's but Captain Man and Kid Danger fought them there.


  • Their names are a pun on the Sesame Street characters Bert & Ernie.